Top Quotes From Howard


Quote from the episode The Pancake Batter Anomaly

Howard’s mom: Howard it’s the phone!
Howard: I know it’s the phone ma’ I HEAR THE PHONE!
Howard’s mom: Who is calling at this ungodly hour?
Howard: I don’t know!
Howard’s mom: Well ask them why are they calling at this ungodly hour!
Howard: HOW CAN I ASK THEM WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU!?. *on the phone* Hello?

Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope

Howard: I am a horny engineer, I never joke about math or sex.


Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation

Penny: Okay, help me out here. How does an archaeology professor get that good with a whip?
Howard: Maybe he took a class at the adult bookstore. That’s how I learned.


Quote from the episode The Hawking Excitation

Howard: Why should I do something nice for you?
Sheldon: To go to Jewish heaven.
Howard: Jews don’t have heaven
Sheldon: To avoid Jewish Hell?
Howard: Have you met my mother? I live in Jewish Hell


from the episode The Panty Pinata Polarization

Sheldon: Excuse me, Penny, but…
Leonard: Don’t tell her.
Sheldon: We’re playing Klingon Boggle.
Leonard: Awww!
Howard: What do you mean “Aww?” Like she didn’t know we were nerds?


from the episode The Plimpton Stimulation

Howard: Are you planning on kidnapping a woman?
Sheldon: Sarcasm?
Howard: Yes, but mixed with genuine concern.


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