Leonard: What would you do if you were me?
Wolowitz: I would take Sheldon to Switzerland!
Wolowitz: Yes, and I’d leave him there!
Howard trying to win back Bernadette with song.
Chatting up girls, “Goth Style”
I am a horny engineer, I never joke about math or sex.
Quote from the episode The Hofstadter Isotope
Howard Wolowitz as an astronaut in space. “Froot Loops”
The Robot hand “Incident”
If it’s “creepy” to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then fine, I’m “creepy”.