Howard: Why should I do something nice for you?
Sheldon: To go to Jewish heaven.
Howard: Jews don’t have heaven
Sheldon: To avoid Jewish Hell?
Howard: Have you met my mother? I live in Jewish Hell
Quote from the episode The Hawking Excitation
Howard Wolowitz “Impressing” Missy. (The Amazing Howard)
Penny: Okay, help me out here. How does an archaeology professor get that good with a whip?
Howard: Maybe he took a class at the adult bookstore. That’s how I learned.
Quote from the episode The 21-Second Excitation
Howard Wolowitz “I’m Crazy” Video (as promised)
Howard Wolowitz “I’m Crazy” (Video will be published soon)
Howard: Are you planning on kidnapping a woman?
Howard: Yes, but mixed with genuine concern.
from the episode The Plimpton Stimulation
Howard’s mom: Howard it’s the phone!
Howard: I know it’s the phone ma’ I HEAR THE PHONE!
Howard’s mom: Who is calling at this ungodly hour?
Howard: I don’t know!
Howard’s mom: Well ask them why are they calling at this ungodly hour!
Howard: HOW CAN I ASK THEM WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU!?. *on the phone* Hello?
Quote from the episode The Pancake Batter Anomaly
Howard Wolowitz and Gang after the monopolar expedition